Dad to Son

steveinak

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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A young teenage boy comes home at 7pm, His dad says "Where were you ?"
"I was with Sarah." He replied.
"What were you doing ?"
"We were studying."
After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are great."
Dad replies, "Wash your hands son; they're fucking donuts."
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LOL.

Reminds me of this oldie, but goodie:

There's this inventor who was experimenting with making an apple that tastes like something else. So, he makes an apple that tastes like a Candy bar. He asks his brother to try it. His brother goes, "whooah! This tastes exactly like a candy bar, but I don't think people will buy it, they'll just buy a candy bar instead. So the next day he makes an apple that tastes like a steak. He gives it to his brother. "This tastes exactly like a steak but I don't think people will go for it, they'll just buy a steak instead," his brother replied. So the next day he makes an apple that tastes like a women. His brother tries it and says, "This is gross, it tastes like shit!" The inventor says "Oh yeah, turn it around!"​
 
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