Good one


Feb 17, 2012
Oceanside NY
Boat Make
31 Duffy
Got this from a friend:

Newfoundland Department of Employment claimed a fisherman wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to St. John's to investigate him.
Government agent: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Fisherman: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand; he's been with me for three years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rum and a dozen Labatt Lite every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
GOVT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Fisherman: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"


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