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George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin,all 3 die and go to hell.

While walking around and exploring the premises, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.

The devil tells them that it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he has finished the devil informs him that the cost is 1 million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she hangs up the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he finishes the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush gets to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and says, "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call."
 
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