My Neighbor stops by last night

steveinak

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MY NEIGHBOR
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"



MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

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MY NEIGHBOR
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"



MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
Gettin cabin fever Steve??....from the long snowy cold winter????
 

steveinak

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Getin' it? I got it!! My thermometer seems to be stuck between 10 & 20 below zero!! Takes me 3 hours to get the shop warmed up enough to do any building.
 
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