Ole goes goose hunting

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Goose Hunting

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 16
gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would
have
it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most
of an ounce of #4 in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to.... and
there was his doctor, Sven.

"Vell Ole, I got some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat
you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was
very
little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."

"What's the bad news?", asks Ole

"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage
done
to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis
Symphony Orchestra. She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers,
so you don't piss in your eye."




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Lena passed away and Ole called 911. The 911 operator told Ole that she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Ole replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
"Can you spell that for me?" the operator asked.
There was a long pause and finally Ole said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up der?"
 
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