Possibly a subspecies of "predatoris-urbanus


Sep 1, 2011
Piker Central
Boat Make
31 BHM
Scientific validation of the possibly of a new species:
This recent offshoot appears to be increasing in numbers. It appears that it thrives best in a host colony of “Homo- Sapiens”. Loose clothing is seen as an adaptation allowing this offshoot to copulate and procreate in an efficient manner and thus increase in number geometrically. Species modus operandi appears to overwhelm the host species while they are distracted by television signals and various electronic games.


They are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing and spasmodic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait.

The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to have an effect on neurological functions. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly receives food stamps and full government care.

Unfortunately most are highly fertile and reproduce year-round.

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