Two Oregon rednecks are out hunting


Sep 1, 2011
Piker Central
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31 BHM
Two Oregon rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are
amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the
bottom. I wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw something down and
listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here.
Give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and
three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and
looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind
them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the
brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up. "Say there," says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to
see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, " Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' about a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this
hole here!"

The old farmer said, "That's impossible. I had him chained to a transmission!"
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